Fried Pierogies

September 12th, 2011 No comments
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Homemade pierogies, fried onion, over a simple salad.

Testing a new image plugin as well.

 

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Blog Upgrade

June 3rd, 2009 1 comment
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Instead of upgrading my site with actual content, I decided to move to the newest version of the blog software. What this means to you, as the sole reader of this blog: nothing.

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The Woman Behind the Door

April 15th, 2009 No comments
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I haven’t been sleeping well recently, and have pretty much started staying up reading, doing shit on the computer, whatever I can until I pass out. This started about a week ago.

The Woman Behind the Door

I was lying in bed, listening to Dark Side of the Moon and reading a physics book. That’s the only album I can listen to and still focus on something else, since I’ve heard it so many times. I was really struggling through a section of the book that was a bit over my head, so I ended up reading a few pages over and over. I started to lose my concentration, probably due to fatigue, and suddenly I felt like I was just looking at the words rather than reading them.

Something grabbed my attention out of the corner of my eye, but I didn’t immediately see anything. I figured I was just looking for a distraction. I could hear the music again too. Tension crept up my spine, sort of a “too much coffee” feeling.

I tried to get back into the book for a bit, but all I could hear was the music, and I kept feeling like something was moving and I just could catch it in time. I had to take the headphones off – I needed to be able to hear my surroundings. I was very uncomfortable.

I usually throw my bath towel over my bedroom door since it never dries in the bathroom. When I go to bed, I also close the door a bit to block out some sounds from traffic and things. Not all the way, just most of the way.

I was in fight or flight mode, with no reason I could figure out. Just lying in bed, holding a book I couldn’t even read, headphones buzzing away on my lap. I started looking around my room hoping to find a fly, or a spider or something just doing its business somewhere. That’s probably what I saw, I figured.

Then I saw it. Sticking out from under the towel hanging from the door was a hand. Four fingers wrapped around the edge of the door, exposed just enough to be visible, but in a bit of shadow caused by the towel. I obviously wasn’t prepared, and froze for a while while I was trying to think of a plan.

How long had this person been in my apartment?

Should I say something, or…do I have something I can use as a weapon? What do they want?

I had an iPod, a book, a pair of glasses and a plastic water bottle. Maybe my lamp could be used as a weapon, but if I grabbed it – if I could even get it unplugged without making a commotion – it would be pitch black.

Then it got a lot worse. I realized I couldn’t see any part of a person under the door, through the back where the hinges are. It didn’t *really* matter, but it bothered me more. I couldn’t size the person attached to the hand up at all. There’s only one way out of my apartment and it’s through that door, past someone that…has at least one hand. That’s all i knew.

I was still frozen. Hadn’t dared to make a sound or a movement since I saw it. Could I open the window fast enough and jump out? It’s a second story apartment, but I don’t think it would kill me. I didn’t know what was down there but it didn’t seem like a bad idea.

I started to lean very slowly to my left, giving me a slightly better angle behind the door. I got to the point where I could almost see the door frame, and there was still nothing. Not even a shadow from the light passing under the door. But the hand was still there.

I weighed the possibility of someone playing a prank on me. I work from home and was there all day, but maybe…

Still leaning over about as far as I could without really moving, I started to pull the covers off so I could either get up and run out the door or at least back into the other end of the room and grab a candle holder I had in my closet. I hadn’t really decided.

Then there was a thud on the floor. My iPod fell off the covers.

A woman’s head popped out around the edge of the door, along with another hand. She had black eyes, black hair and looked right at me. She didn’t make any noise, but I sure as hell did. I jumped off the bed and grabbed the candle holder, doing my best to keep an eye on the door area. She was still there, just looking at me, head moving a little bit.

I threw the candle holder at the door and hit the thin edge near where the hands were. The glass in the holder shattered, the frame fell to the floor, and nobody was there. I immediately hit the light switch by the door, pushed the door open all the way and flung the towel on the bed. Two seconds later I was outside.

After a minute to collect myself, I turned each light in my apartment on as I made a quick sweep. I grabbed my unloaded 9mm from it’s case on my way by. My apartment is very small, there’s nowhere to hide, other than the standard “behind the shower curtain” or “under the couch” type of places. I was reasonably satisfied that nobody was in there after at most a minute. There just couldn’t be.

I came out of the bathroom, holding my gun up like it was going to do something, and went to have a smoke outside. I was shaking a bit, but felt pretty safe outside. The complex I live in is on a major street, people are always awake somewhere, and it’s pretty well lit. I stood out there, against the railing, staring into my apartment.

The front door had a key in it. I have two keys to my apartment, the one on my keychain, which I could see in the little basket I keep just inside the door, and the one my neighbor has. This one was gold, while the only two I’ve ever seen are silver.

I grabbed it, sat inside with all the lights on, and just thought about what happened.

When I went to grab my phone out of my bedroom, I decided to toss the towel into the hamper. It was soaking wet. The whole bed was wet from the towel. I had taken a shower at 7am, and it was about 1am by that point.

I did not sleep at all that night.

The next night I couldn’t even try.

Friday night, I was invited to hang out with some friends. As I was leaving, I noticed something was under my doormat. It was a pile of keys, ten to be exact. All of them worked in my door. I don’t know when they showed up.

I made a point of getting way too drunk that night to even consider coming home. I passed out on my friend’s floor. I was so tired that it still felt good.

Locksmiths apparently charge more to change locks or any other housecall on Saturdays, but I changed my locks. No more keys have shown up.

Still haven’t slept in my own bed except for an hour or two when I literally just pass out.

I’m moving next month, but I don’t know if I can last that long. What the hell was that in my house? Who was the woman behind the door and what did she want?

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Pad Thai

March 7th, 2009 No comments
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I haven’t updated in a while.  I have a few things I’ll take care of soon.But for now, here’s some Shrimp Pad Thai.

I used a combination of recipes to come up with something that might be authentic. The sauce included tamarind, fish sauce, thai basil, sriracha, red pepper, rice vinegar and palm sugar.

Luckily Whole Foods carries weird stuff like palm sugar, but it really helps make it taste like some weird Thai restaurant where nobody speaks English. Other than the noodles (“rice sticks” ??) everything was made from scratch. Not that that means much. I mean, I didn’t catch the shrimp or anything. And Sriracha could be made from rabbits for all I really know.

Shrimp Pad Thai

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Thanksgiving Dinner

November 27th, 2008 No comments
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I made thanksgiving dinner for Ryan and myself, since both of us stayed in Austin for the holiday while everyone we know went somewhere else.We had:

  • Cold Corn Soup with Mint and Chili Oil – Inspired by the lesbian on Top Chef. I don’t know how she made hers, but I blanched some whole corn, sauteed it briefly in butter and smoked paprika, blended, seasoned and strained it. I baked the leftover mash in a thin layer in an attempt to make something out of it, but I didn’t really ever get back to that.
  • Cayenne Garlic Breadsticks – Pretty standard breadsticks, with cayenne pepper and powdered milk added. Glazed with egg white and more cayenne, and then brushed with melted butter, salt and garlic.
  • Mashed Potatoes – Red, skin-on potatoes boiled, then sauteed with garlic and olive oil, mashed with butter and cream.
  • Pork and Beans – Well, not really. Green beans sauteed in rendered bacon fat, with halved grape tomatoes and crispy bacon.
  • Balsamic Roasted Game Hen with Gravy – Whole roasted Cornish game hens, brined with sage, thyme, bay leaves, pepper, honey and lemon. Glazed with a balsamic vinegar sauce. Gravy made with pan drippings, shallots, chicken stock and butter.

High sodium, fat and carbs is good, right?

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Sous Vide Steak version 2

September 9th, 2008 No comments
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I retooled my sous vide steak recipe tonight. It was seasoned with kosher salt, smoked pepper and smoked paprika. I still used butter, but left out the shallots and garlic, which were a little too prominent last time. The result was better.

I can imagine that using garlic powder would be better than fresh minced garlic in this case. The heat levels involved seem to make the garlic a little too bitter and pungent. By the same reasoning, the shallots had to go as well. They’re a relative of garlic afterall. The parsley was simply pointless.

Bottom line – in the case of flavor-enhancing sous vide technique, less is more. The smoked pepper and paprika both added a nice (surprise) smokey hint, but weren’t overbearing.

Additional site note: My avatar is not supposed to be Dakota Fanning. That is the placeholder for new users. Something broke and I haven’t been able to fix it. I swear.

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Steak in a Bag

September 1st, 2008 No comments
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Tonight I made sous vide top sirloin with butter, garlic and shallots. I’m going to post the technical details so I remember them.

Cooking Details:
Cut: Top Sirloin Steak (petite)
Weight: 0.45 pounds
Initial water temp: 141°
Temperature drop after submersion: -2°
Hold temp: 139.2° (±0.6°)
Cooking time: 45 minutes

Internal Temp at Removal: 138.5°

I removed the butcher’s twine netting holding the cut in a round, and flattened it with manual force. The steak was seasoned liberally with kosher salt and black pepper, plus a dusting of cayenne pepper. It was packed with 1/2 of a shallot, thinly sliced, 2 cloves of garlic, and about 2 teaspoons of butter, one tsp per side. There was also some parsley because I love how it retains its color.

After packaging:

In bath (after 2 hours in the fridge and a few on the counter to come back to room temp):

@ 20 minutes:

Out of bag:

Seared quickly and plated:

Inside:

It was extremely tender and tasty, and pretty much even in texture from tip to tip and edge to edge – other than the briefly seared edges. Other than those weird seams, it wasn’t too bad looking either, if I do say so myself.

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Under Pressure

September 1st, 2008 No comments
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I’ve been interesting in cooking sous vide (under vacuum) for a while, and finally went out and got some cheap equipment to experiment with. If it all works out, I may eventually look for deals on the real stuff.

My first experiment was garlic and olive oil infused shrimp. I mixed up a marinade with olive oil, salt, pepper, smoked paprika, cayenne, garlic and parsley. Then I vacuum packed shrimp in half-pound batches and let them marinade under vacuum for a few hours.

The vacuum caused the marinade to penetrate the shrimp more deeply and the flavors to infuse.

Shrimp packets

I then began the more difficult step of keeping a water bath as close to my desired temperature as possible (140 degrees Fahrenheit, in this case). By using a kettle of near-boiling water, ice cubes, and moving the pot off and on the heat as needed, I was eventually able to keep it at between 138 and 140 for the required 20 minutes.

After they were sufficiently cooked, I dumped them on a plate. One packet was opened to taste them. The other was cooled in several stages and then frozen. It’s fully cooked, and immune to freezer-burn due to the lack of air. When I want to eat the second packet, all I have to do is thaw it and reheat them however I want. They are a meal in a bag at this point.

Here’s the shrimp fresh out of the bag:

Yum

They were very flavorful, and had an amazing texture. They weren’t rubbery in the slightest, cooked all the way through, and packed with all the flavors I used, with absolutely no loss of moisture or flavor from cooking. It was a successful experiment.

Tonight I’m trying the technique with a top sirloin steak, butter, shallots, salt, pepper and cayenne. I’m guessing it will take about 45 minutes at 130 degrees, but I don’t know for sure yet.

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Quidditch Pool

August 25th, 2008 No comments
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Wow, I haven’t updated in a while (who am I talking to?).

Tonight Ryan and I went to a nearby pool hall because we’ve been playing dollar-per-game pool recently and figured it would be cheaper. It turned out that Monday is Free Pool Night, so it was, in fact, cheaper.

We invented a game, and I am basically writing this post so we remember the rules. It’s based on Quidditch, the made up game that all the cool kids play in Harry Potter. I realize how retarded that sounds, really, I do.

Quidditch Pool

The balls are racked with stripes along the front, and in the back two corners, and the 8 ball goes in the center.

The game ends when the 8 ball is pocketed.

Solids are worth 10 points. When a solid is pocketed in a turn, the player continues their turn.

Stripes are worth 15 points.  A striped ball does not continue the turn (although if a solid is also sunk, then play continues).

Any ball that is pocketed during the break is worth 5 points, regardless of color.

The 8 ball is worth 50 points, but is not active until one player has reached 45 points.

A scratch of any kind results in a loss of 5 points. The deduction is calculated after the points gained on the turn. If a player reaches or surpasses 45 points prior to the deduction, the 8 ball is still active.

The player with the most points when the 8 ball is pocketed wins, including the 50 points to the player who sunk that ball. The 8 ball is cannot be struck first until it is active. If the cue ball strikes the inactive 8 ball first, it is a scratch and the turn ends.

In the event of a tie, play continues until a score is made, but the act of sinking the 8 ball ends that player’s turn.

The game plays surprisingly well, providing plenty of chances for strategy. While all but one ball is technically legal to play, the choice to sink a 10 point solid and continue, or score 15 points and end the turn is always important. No player is ever “safe” until they are more than 50 points ahead, so it is generally wise to continue play only if the next shot will likely result in a score. Receiving 15 points but ending the turn can be beneficial. Once the 8 ball is active, the choice of scoring points or ‘hiding’ the cue ball is also an option, as preventing the other player from sinking the 8 ball is important when a shot on it can’t be safely made.

At least one player has to sink a minimum of  3 balls before the game can end, and if they only pocket stripes to reach the required 45 points, then they have taken 3 turns and can still lose in one shot (since the 8 ball is worth 5 points more). If one player pockets at least one ball on the break, and pockets at least one solid until the 8 ball is active, it is possible to win the game in a single turn, much like standard 8 ball or 9 ball.

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WTF Cake

June 22nd, 2008 No comments
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I decided I wanted to learn to make a cake. I picked up my King Arthur Baker’s Companion this morning and decided to start with a Boston Cream Pie, which is a cake. I figured I’d learn how to make custard, which is good, and if it all went to hell I’d probably still have something edible left over.

It kicked ass. It was a huge amount of work, and required pretty exact measurements, but the results were worth it. And from what I understand, it even looked correct.

Check it.

Hi

Sup

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Luckily, Ryan and I played a few rounds of disc golf in the 100 degree sun so it was easy enough to justify eating a huge slice of cream, sugar and butter. High five.

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