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Asspanda, asspanda, where have you gone?

Your breadcrumbs were eaten by dogs.

Are you lost in the forest, or down by the lake,

Or perhaps in a restroom at a strip club?

Stay far away from the gingerbread house,

The woman inside is a crazy lesbian

With guns, a whip and a unicycle.

I shall seek you out and find you,

And I will save you,

And we’ll go right back to that strip club bathroom,

‘Cause I lost my car keys and I think I left them there

Next to my old thong.

Asspanda come home!