
My Calphalon Commercial 9-piece set showed up today. To make some good use out of it, I decided to roast a chicken and make a meal out of it.
I was really hoping to get a nice, free-range chicken, but the local market only had Foster Farms in whole roasters. Here it is, posing for the camera in its bag and some of its new roommates.

I removed the innards and neck and threw them in the sink. Technically I could have used them, but I still consider them gross. I noticed the chicken’s nuts were still attached up in the cavity so I had to pull them out. Awesome and appetizing, huh?

Here he is all dried and ready to go!

And a mirepoix with garlic all chopped and ready as well.

That, along with some rosemary and bay leaf, were about all that went into this. I should have added some sage, in retrospect.

Everything went into a hot casserole/dutch oven with some good olive oil.

I flipped him over, after it was a little browned. I will continue to refer to the chicken as a “he” since I had to actually handle his balls, out of respect.

A little butter , then into the oven.


A little while later, things got pretty cluttered. I made a salad and put it in the fridge, then I boiled some potatoes, blanched some green beans, and got everything ready for the next step.

The camera died at this point, so I charged the battery while I finished up. I chopped up the boiled potatoes, tossed them with olive oil and minced garlic, and pan fried them for a while until they were golden brown. I sauteed the green beens with some butter and tossed them with pepper and feta. The juices from the chicken were strained, half-assedly de-fatted and then thickened with some corn starch.
The chicken rested during some of that, and then I “carved” it. I butchered the fuck out of it. I did manage to get the drumsticks off intact and separated the breast nicely into two good looking pieces.
Here’s the whole meal, everything dumped on a plate. I wanted to make bread but didn’t have time, so it’s fresh but store bought.

and that’s my chicken story the end